Saturday, August 31, 2019

How To Lose Weight

Get up at dawn

Get on the computer.

Stay on the computer. 

See dawn...

Ignore dawn.

Watch sun set.

Think "how bad would cat food taste"...?

Decide not to find out.

Make 3 egg rolls and a couple shrimp. 

Got to bed.

Sleep 14 hours...

There is a reason I have a clock in the bedroom that just tells me what day it is...

2 comments:

Megan said...

Dearie dearie dearie, Mark. I thought you were trying to reduce your computer time!

Megan
Sydney, Australia

pilch92 said...

I need to lose weight. I should try this.

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