I had a strange visitor today. Someone selling garbage collection service. She asked how many bags of garbage I had per mnth. I said "one" She looked at me oddly and repeated the questin, emphasizing "month". I laughed and said "really, one per month". I don't think she believed me...
SO I asked if they would pick up one bag per month for $5. That's what it costs me at the landfill. She said weekly pickup was $42/month. I laughed.
Then she said they could do bulk pickup for $30 per ton. I pointed to my hauling trailer at the street. She said I was very weird and left. "Yes, yes I am" (a la Phineas and Ferb). And I love it...
LOL!