Dr Suess Day (A Bit Weird)

 I always enjoyed Thing One and Thing Two.

From The Cat In The Hat (having nothing to do)

So I thought I would search back 

To what what was once seen.

A sort of a Flashback if you know what I mean.

It's "Clobberring Time" they both said to the kids.

Shall we break all the dishes?  Or maybe the door?  

We'd love ta break "something", we could stomp on the floor!

But the Cat said "Relax Guys", this isn't a place to go 

Beating down dishes and not doors or floors.  We have to leave everything just as before.  

And the children (relieved) said just could you maybe puttin

Down crazy old depot named Vladamir Putin?

"Your right" they both said, smacking hard hands together,

"We'll turn that old nut into pieces of leather"!

And what did the Cat say to such a brave claim?

Do it all very quickly, and leave us no blame!