More stuff about to be lost...
In the
beginning there was the computer. And
God said
c:\Let
there be light!
Enter
user id.
c:\God
Enter
password.
c:\Omniscient
Password
incorrect.
c:\Omnipotent
Password
incorrect.
c:\Technocrat
And God
logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\Fiat
lux!
Bad
command or file name.
c:\Let
there be light!
Bad
command or file name.
c:\Create
light
Done
c:\Run
heaven and earth
And God
created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God
logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God
logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
c:\Let
there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Bad
command or file name.
c:\Create
firmament
Done.
c:\Run
firmament
And God
divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God
logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
And God
logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\Let
the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place
and let
the dry land appear and
Bad
command or file name.
Too many
characters in specification string.
c:\Create
dry_land
Done.
c:\Run
firmament
And God
divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God
logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
And God
logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
c:\Create
lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
Bad
command or file name.
c:\Create
sun_moon_stars
Done
c:\Run
sun_moon_stars
And God
separated the light from the darkness.
The sun ruled over
The day
and the moon and stars ruled over the night.
And God saw there
Were 0
errors.
And God
logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
And God
logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
c:\Create
fish
Done
c:\Create
fowl
Done
c:\Run
fish, fowl
And God
created the great sea monsters and every living creature
That
creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
Winged
fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God
logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
And God
logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
c:\Create
cattle
Done
c:\Create
creepy_things
Done
c:\Now let
us make man in our image
Bad
command or file name.
c:\Create
man
Done
c:\Be
fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
and have
dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air
and over
every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
Bad
command or file name.
c:\Run
multiplication
Execution
terminated. 6 errors.
c:\Insert
breath
Done
c:\Run
multiplication
Execution
terminated. 5 errors.
c:\Move
man to Garden of Eden
Bad
command or file name.
Garden
of Eden not found in this directory.
c:\Create
Garden.edn
Done
c:\Move
man to Garden.edn
Done
c:\Run
multiplication
Execution
terminated. 4 errors.
c:\Copy
woman from man
Done
c:\Run
multiplication
Execution
terminated. 2 errors.
c:\Create
desire
Done
c:\Run
multiplication
And God
saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning:
No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Create
freewill
Done
c:\Run
freewill
And God
saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning:
No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Undo
desire
Desire
cannot be undone once freewill is created.
c:\Destroy
freewill
Freewill
is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter
replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Help
Desire
cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Freewill
is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter
replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Create
tree_of_knowledge
And God
saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning:
No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Create
good, evil
Done
c:\Activate
evil
And God
saw he had created shame.
Warning
system error in sector E95. Man and
woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
c:\Scan
Garden.edn for man, woman
Search
failed.
c:\Delete
shame
Shame
cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
c:\Destroy
freewill
Freewill
is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter
replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Stop
Bad
command or file name.
c:\Break
c:\Break
c:\Break
ATTENTION
ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF
MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
c:\Create
new world
You have
exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old
Files
before new ones can be created.
c:\Destroy
earth
Destroy
earth: Please confirm.
c:\Destroy
earth confirmed
COMPUTER
DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME
SUNDAY, MARCH 8, AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God
logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
1 comment:
That is a riot! I love it. LOL. I've never had a Mac computer, but have used DOS operated computer programs back in the day. With Windows, you do indeed lose almost complete control of what specifics you want the computer to address (the programmer has predetermined the parameters). So, I understand what you're saying.BTW, are you or have you worked as a computer programmer?
Deebie
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