I don't do well in the shortest darkest days of the year, but with the lengthening days, I have gotten more active. It's nice to start accomplishing things again.
1. I got The Salvation Army out here to pick up stuff I never used or no longer needed. Mainly, I had a dining room table and chairs that I bought at their local showcase store 8 years ago. It had some dings and scrapes, and I intended to completely refinish it as a Winter project. Realizing I would never get around to doing that, I wanted to give it back. I was also cleaning out closets and accumulated 8 boxes of miscellaneous household goods in good condition, a telescope (I have a newer better one now), an unopened flat screen wall mount (I decided to use a TV table instead), a nearly unused upright vacuum cleaner (I have wood floors now), etc.
It was all picked up last Wensday (I have decided to change the spelling; "Wednesday" is just medieval). The new open space in my basement workshop is appreciated.
2. I decided my cooking habits were in a rut. 20 years ago, I used to make pizzas from scratch. I relearned how. The first was bad. The 2nd and 3rd were very good. A pizza stone helps. So does a bread machine with a pizza dough setting. And leaving the dough sit overnight in a covered bowl helps. I made my own sauce from crushed canned tomatoes too. I do that for my spaghetti sauce anyway, just let it get a bit thicker. Sliced commercial pepperoni, hot italian sausage, green bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions.
And I made chicken cordon blue, my own breaded chicken nuggets, ground hamburger from top sirloin (I have a manual grinder), pancakes from scratch, and egg rolls.
My efforts to make decent hamburger buns continue to fail, though.
3. Rearranged and vacuumed the entire basement wall-to-wall and floor-to-ceiling. The guys who filled the walls with insulation last September left such a mess (even though they did a lot of cleaning). But I moved EVERYTHING and vacuumed. I vacuumed some spots that may have never been vacuumed in 28 years. When's the last time you pulled out the washer and dryer and cleaned behind there? LOL!
4. Reorganized all the stuff from the attic that I had to move down into the cats' room and stored them for returning to the attic when I replace the flooring up there. The cats are thrilled to have more space for toys, exploring, and scratchers.
5. Took almost everything out of the computer room, threw away lots of old stuff, and returned little. And there is more to get rid of. Why should I keep the boxes and disks from the apps from Windows 98?
6. Emptied out 3 closets and most of the stuff went to a new pile of stuff to go to charity. It is amazing how much unneeded "stuff" ends up on closet floors. "Out of sight, out of mind". For example, 30 years ago, I became the manager of an office softball team. I had bases, gloves and balls in a box. I'm keeping the ball and gloves, but the bases can go. One thing charities can't say is that I have boring stuff to give.
7. I had boxes of newspaper articles clipped out for "information". Computer articles, gardening articles, cooking articles. That stuff is all on the internet now. So those are going into the recycling bin.
8. One box was half full on fanfold perforated-edge computer paper! That goes back to the days of dot-matrix printers. But I'm not recycling THAT. I now have a lifetime supply of note-taking paper! Some old stuff is worth keeping.
9. The weather today was GREAT. It reached 67F! I went outside to do some gardening work. Mostly, I needed to dig level spots for the 6th of 6 framed garden beds. Unfortunately, the ground was still frozen 2' down, so I did some work, but not as much as I hoped. Still I did some work and the next warm day I can get another 2' deep. That will be enough to build that 6th bed before Spring arrives.
10. Haircut time! Ever 2 months. And I love the feel of heated shaving cream around my ears and neck when the barber does that razor cut!
11. Visited the bank. Got 6x higher interest rates on my savings with some creative transfers. 3% interest is better than .5%
I may have had a more productive week sometime, but I can't recall when exactly. LOL!
Sunday, February 8, 2015
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Problem
I haven't been on the computer much lately. Oh, I post on the cat blog, but I haven't been visiting cat blog fiends much, and not posting here. Why? Well, I'm trying to stop smoking.
That may seem odd. But there are reasons. I don't smoke because I'm chemically addicted. I can go without cigs just fine most days. I don't wake up wanting one, I don't want one just sitting around. Days go by and it bothers me not.
I am, however, situationally habituated. It used to be just when I was out on the deck watching the birds and squirrels, mowing the lawn on a riding mower, driving the car, and on the computer. I have eliminated smoking while mowing, standing on the deck, and driving the car on local errands.
But I can't not smoke when sitting at the computer... I don't type or post fast. I like to think about what I'm saying. And when I stop and think at the computer, I NEED a cigarette.
I got through 8 days without a cigarette. The same days I didn't help the Mews visit their friends, and the same days I didn't post here. I'm smoking now. I just CAN'T sit at a keyboard and not smoke. I've gotten it down to "just" then, but I can't seem to stop that "then".
I feel guilty when I don't help the Mews visit their friends every day. Its the "handling" of the cigs I need. And the fake ones are SO heavy that those dont help.
As I struggle through this, I may not seem to be as active in helping the Mews visit their friends. We love you all. I just have this last habituation of the keyboard to eliminate. It will take time. Hang in there for me...
That may seem odd. But there are reasons. I don't smoke because I'm chemically addicted. I can go without cigs just fine most days. I don't wake up wanting one, I don't want one just sitting around. Days go by and it bothers me not.
I am, however, situationally habituated. It used to be just when I was out on the deck watching the birds and squirrels, mowing the lawn on a riding mower, driving the car, and on the computer. I have eliminated smoking while mowing, standing on the deck, and driving the car on local errands.
But I can't not smoke when sitting at the computer... I don't type or post fast. I like to think about what I'm saying. And when I stop and think at the computer, I NEED a cigarette.
I got through 8 days without a cigarette. The same days I didn't help the Mews visit their friends, and the same days I didn't post here. I'm smoking now. I just CAN'T sit at a keyboard and not smoke. I've gotten it down to "just" then, but I can't seem to stop that "then".
I feel guilty when I don't help the Mews visit their friends every day. Its the "handling" of the cigs I need. And the fake ones are SO heavy that those dont help.
As I struggle through this, I may not seem to be as active in helping the Mews visit their friends. We love you all. I just have this last habituation of the keyboard to eliminate. It will take time. Hang in there for me...
Monday, January 19, 2015
Donations Thwarted
I have collected a lot of really good stuff to donate to charity. And I can't seem to get anyone to take it. Goodwill won't return my calls from their collection site way off in Washington DC. Salvation Army says everything must be in boxes or bags "for the convenience of their pickup drivers". Have they never heard that beggers can't be choosers?
Here's a list of the stuff I want to give away.
1. Dining table with 4 chairs A bit dinged, but I BOUGHT it from the Salvation Army store that way intending to refinish it (which I will never do).
2. Riccar upright vacuum cleaner. Works great but I don't have many carpets and I have a newer vacuum.
3. 4" lens Refractor telescope ( I have a better one now)
4. Binoculars (have 2 the same, stupid purchase)
5. HDTV wall mount (liked the HDTV better on a stand)
6. Hanging wine racks (2)
7. Ceramic Turkey Platter (I have 2 and don't need 1)
8. Christmas decorations of many types.
9. 4 wood craft kits.
10. 2 Alton Brown measuring cups (plunge type)
11. Oxo Good Grips Turkey Forks.
12. 1 postal scale (good for weighing food, too)
13. 10 wolf thank you cards, blank inside.
14. 36 rolls crepe paper in assorted colors
15. One bike with heavy tread tires
16. Hand-painted lampshade WITH a suited lamp
17. 2 stacking plastic chairs
And there is more to the list.
How do you put an upright vacuum cleaner in a box? Or a bicycle?
This is just too bizarre. How can the donation services not want these things?
Looks like I have to go to Craigs List to sell the major items and just trash the rest.
Any ideas?
Here's a list of the stuff I want to give away.
1. Dining table with 4 chairs A bit dinged, but I BOUGHT it from the Salvation Army store that way intending to refinish it (which I will never do).
2. Riccar upright vacuum cleaner. Works great but I don't have many carpets and I have a newer vacuum.
3. 4" lens Refractor telescope ( I have a better one now)
4. Binoculars (have 2 the same, stupid purchase)
5. HDTV wall mount (liked the HDTV better on a stand)
6. Hanging wine racks (2)
7. Ceramic Turkey Platter (I have 2 and don't need 1)
8. Christmas decorations of many types.
9. 4 wood craft kits.
10. 2 Alton Brown measuring cups (plunge type)
11. Oxo Good Grips Turkey Forks.
12. 1 postal scale (good for weighing food, too)
13. 10 wolf thank you cards, blank inside.
14. 36 rolls crepe paper in assorted colors
15. One bike with heavy tread tires
16. Hand-painted lampshade WITH a suited lamp
17. 2 stacking plastic chairs
And there is more to the list.
How do you put an upright vacuum cleaner in a box? Or a bicycle?
This is just too bizarre. How can the donation services not want these things?
Looks like I have to go to Craigs List to sell the major items and just trash the rest.
Any ideas?
Friday, January 16, 2015
Cold
Wow, after all the warmish days, it really got cold here a few nights ago. 6F, which is seriously unusual for here. Last time I saw that, we had a foot of snow on the ground several years ago. And before that, was 26 years ago and the incoming water pipe froze. It had to be thawed out with a propane blow-torch . The idiot who built this house had covered the basement pipe with insulation against the cement blocks, which kept it cold, LOL! Pulling off the insulation solved the problem in the long term.
It wasn't that funny at the time. But it WAS nice to finally hear some ice cubes in the pipe break up and move to the water heater finally.
It wasn't that funny at the time. But it WAS nice to finally hear some ice cubes in the pipe break up and move to the water heater finally.
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Banks
I don't want to mention money much, but I do have investments.
But oh man was I ever pissed at my bank today! I had moved some money from a money market account (savings) to a stock index fund. The index fund sends a test amount of some few cents to make sure the transaction works and I needed to confirm the amount with them as a security measure. When I looked at my bank account online, later I found $165 "excess withdrawal fee".
Happily, the bank was just about to open, so I printed out the transaction, highlighted them (there were actually 2 fees, $180 total) and drove straight there.
"Hi, how can we help you" as I walked in (they ARE friendly). I said "I'm pissed and you better help me. These fees are going away or I am."
Got me straight to an assistant bank manager... I was told that withdrawals from the money market account can generate fees. I pointed out that I could have just moved them to my checking account and out from there at no fee, and I wanted the fees reversed. And if that wasn't the case, there were plenty of other local banks who wanted my account.
Lo and Behold, the fees vanished! Kind of them to do that. It didn't actually cost them anything to move my money, so it didn't cost them anything to make the fees disappear either. Actually, it probably cost them more to pay the person to undo the fees.
But the moral of the story is that if you get charged fees by your bank that don't make sense, it is worth confronting them about it...
They CAN and WILL give in. If you go in pissed and determined... And I really was pissed.
But oh man was I ever pissed at my bank today! I had moved some money from a money market account (savings) to a stock index fund. The index fund sends a test amount of some few cents to make sure the transaction works and I needed to confirm the amount with them as a security measure. When I looked at my bank account online, later I found $165 "excess withdrawal fee".
Happily, the bank was just about to open, so I printed out the transaction, highlighted them (there were actually 2 fees, $180 total) and drove straight there.
"Hi, how can we help you" as I walked in (they ARE friendly). I said "I'm pissed and you better help me. These fees are going away or I am."
Got me straight to an assistant bank manager... I was told that withdrawals from the money market account can generate fees. I pointed out that I could have just moved them to my checking account and out from there at no fee, and I wanted the fees reversed. And if that wasn't the case, there were plenty of other local banks who wanted my account.
Lo and Behold, the fees vanished! Kind of them to do that. It didn't actually cost them anything to move my money, so it didn't cost them anything to make the fees disappear either. Actually, it probably cost them more to pay the person to undo the fees.
But the moral of the story is that if you get charged fees by your bank that don't make sense, it is worth confronting them about it...
They CAN and WILL give in. If you go in pissed and determined... And I really was pissed.
Friday, January 2, 2015
Welcome 2015.
Dear 2015... May you be better than 2014. 2014 kinna sucked. Politicians were stupider than usual, there were seriously bad plane crashes, the Russians are acting stupid again, too many white policemen killed too many black guys under questionable situations, there are too many people unemployed, the world economy is not all that great, and the food supply is not all that safe.
It your job to fix all that stuff right? So get at it.
It your job to fix all that stuff right? So get at it.
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Happy Old Year 2014
HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR
Yesterday... Had accumulated points at the grocery store worth 90 cents per gallon of gas expiring yesterday, so I HAD to go shopping to use them. And since I was there...
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OLD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
I wanted to end
The Old Year right
So Grocery-Shopping off I went.
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OLD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
"Loaded up the big store cart.
Went for all the stuff I love
Though at Winter prices, not that smart.
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OLD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
Didn't bring a list this week
Depended on inspiration
Got the bill, it made me weak.
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OLD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
But I'm happy now at home
Admiring my treasures.
Steak, hot sausage, cordan bleu.
Marinated artichoke hearts,
Even fancy oliveses.
Aparagus, fresh brussels sprouts.
Long seedless cucumber
Even went for cheddar cheese
(Not my favrit, but seemed right).
Grape tomatoes firm and sweet.
A bag of Navel oranges.
Had to have some apples too.
What's an apple without a pear.
Good ones, ripe. Those are rare.
Got to have a melon, too.
Dead of Winter, so I cared
To buy some soups of hen and beef.
Pop-top soup is all I dared.
Wanted a lobster but even fer me
There are limits to my budget.
Shrimp are very much the same.
Got butter for the melting,
Made my own coctail sauce,
Ketchup, horseradish, lemon juice.
Now I just have to eat this stuff
Sometime in the next 2 weeks.
Trying not to put on pounds...
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
-----------------
Not exactly a poem, but I had a great time shopping and it registered the event. I'll discuss packing stuff away tomorrow.
But goodbye 2014...
HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR
Yesterday... Had accumulated points at the grocery store worth 90 cents per gallon of gas expiring yesterday, so I HAD to go shopping to use them. And since I was there...
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OLD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
I wanted to end
The Old Year right
So Grocery-Shopping off I went.
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OLD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
"Loaded up the big store cart.
Went for all the stuff I love
Though at Winter prices, not that smart.
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OLD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
Didn't bring a list this week
Depended on inspiration
Got the bill, it made me weak.
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OLD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
But I'm happy now at home
Admiring my treasures.
Steak, hot sausage, cordan bleu.
Marinated artichoke hearts,
Even fancy oliveses.
Aparagus, fresh brussels sprouts.
Long seedless cucumber
Even went for cheddar cheese
(Not my favrit, but seemed right).
Grape tomatoes firm and sweet.
A bag of Navel oranges.
Had to have some apples too.
What's an apple without a pear.
Good ones, ripe. Those are rare.
Got to have a melon, too.
Dead of Winter, so I cared
To buy some soups of hen and beef.
Pop-top soup is all I dared.
Wanted a lobster but even fer me
There are limits to my budget.
Shrimp are very much the same.
Got butter for the melting,
Made my own coctail sauce,
Ketchup, horseradish, lemon juice.
Now I just have to eat this stuff
Sometime in the next 2 weeks.
Trying not to put on pounds...
Happy OLD Year,
Happy OD Year,
I couldn't let this go this year.
-----------------
Not exactly a poem, but I had a great time shopping and it registered the event. I'll discuss packing stuff away tomorrow.
But goodbye 2014...
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
December
Why is December such a hard time on cats? It seems so many leave for The Bridge in this month.
Is it the short days that depress them?
Less time outside for those who DO go outside? Or just fewer sunpuddles for those who stay inside?
Do the longer nights just suggest going into "forever"?
It seems to me that we lose more cat-friends in December than any other month, and I don't know why...
The short days sadden ME. I have to fight it; I get depressed at this time of year too. But I know WHY. Maybe its harder when you DON'T know why maybe they just get saddened and all. Who knows the minds of our cats. We try, but as close as we feel toward them, we cannot ever truly understand their thoughts.
I just know that December is a real hard time on cats.
And so, for myself, and for the cats, I keep the house brightly lit, I keep them active, I stuff them with food, and I keep them on my lap as much as possible. I don't know if that makes the slightest bit of difference.
But it makes me feel good to try... Special places to make them happy.
My lap.
Good places to sleep at night.
Interesting new spots.
Anything I can do...
Is it the short days that depress them?
Less time outside for those who DO go outside? Or just fewer sunpuddles for those who stay inside?
Do the longer nights just suggest going into "forever"?
It seems to me that we lose more cat-friends in December than any other month, and I don't know why...
The short days sadden ME. I have to fight it; I get depressed at this time of year too. But I know WHY. Maybe its harder when you DON'T know why maybe they just get saddened and all. Who knows the minds of our cats. We try, but as close as we feel toward them, we cannot ever truly understand their thoughts.
I just know that December is a real hard time on cats.
And so, for myself, and for the cats, I keep the house brightly lit, I keep them active, I stuff them with food, and I keep them on my lap as much as possible. I don't know if that makes the slightest bit of difference.
But it makes me feel good to try... Special places to make them happy.
My lap.
Good places to sleep at night.
Interesting new spots.
Anything I can do...
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
The Winter Holidays
To All My Friends -
The shortest days of this season have caused people the world over, of all times and cultures and beliefs and philosophies, to create reasons for celebrating the lengthening days.
From ancient pre-history days when the Winter Solstice was celebrated to recognize the first longer days, to the old Persian Sadeh ("to defeat the forces of darkness, frost, and cold"), to Malkh (a celebration of the Sun in the Caucasus Mountains), to the Saturnalia of the Romans (Saturn was their god of plenty, wealth, and renewal - with exchanges of gifts), Yalda of the Iranians ("the turning point"), Modraniht of the Saxons ("Mothers Night" - and I'm guessing there was a fertility festival 9 months earlier), to the celebrations of Hanukkah and Christmas in the modern religions, this time of year has always been celebrated in some sense of renewed life.
I tend to think of the initial causes of all these celebrations as the Winter Solstice and think of that day as my holiday. There is no unique belief associated with it, as it is a natural function of the Earth's rotation and axial tilt. Holidays established to recognize this event vary mostly on the precise date due to historical calendar changes. Another reason I prefer the Winter Solstice itself... That event is consistent.
So to everyone, whatever your reason is to celebrate at this general time of year, Celebrate and Be Joyful!
The shortest days of this season have caused people the world over, of all times and cultures and beliefs and philosophies, to create reasons for celebrating the lengthening days.
From ancient pre-history days when the Winter Solstice was celebrated to recognize the first longer days, to the old Persian Sadeh ("to defeat the forces of darkness, frost, and cold"), to Malkh (a celebration of the Sun in the Caucasus Mountains), to the Saturnalia of the Romans (Saturn was their god of plenty, wealth, and renewal - with exchanges of gifts), Yalda of the Iranians ("the turning point"), Modraniht of the Saxons ("Mothers Night" - and I'm guessing there was a fertility festival 9 months earlier), to the celebrations of Hanukkah and Christmas in the modern religions, this time of year has always been celebrated in some sense of renewed life.
I tend to think of the initial causes of all these celebrations as the Winter Solstice and think of that day as my holiday. There is no unique belief associated with it, as it is a natural function of the Earth's rotation and axial tilt. Holidays established to recognize this event vary mostly on the precise date due to historical calendar changes. Another reason I prefer the Winter Solstice itself... That event is consistent.
So to everyone, whatever your reason is to celebrate at this general time of year, Celebrate and Be Joyful!
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Meat
Not sure why this came to mind, but I suddenly remembered this vaguely, and I had search far and wide to find it again. Its why we haven't been contacted...
Imagine if you will... the Leader of the fifth Exploratory Force speaking to the Commander In Chief...
Leader:"They're made out of meat, Sir."
Commander:"Meat?"
Leader:"Meat. They're made out of meat."
Commander:"Meat?"
Leader:"There's no doubt about it. We picked several individuals from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
Commander:"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars."
Leader:"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."
Commander:"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."
Leader:"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."
Commander:"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
Leader:"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat."
Commander:"Maybe they're like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."
Leader:"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take too long. Do you have any idea the life span of meat?"
Commander:"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."
Leader:"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."
Commander:"No brain?"
Leader:"Oh, there is a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat!"
Commander:"So... what does the thinking?"
Leader:"You're not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking. The meat."
Commander:"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"
Leader:"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"
Commander:"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."
Leader:"Finally, Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."
Commander:"So what does the meat have in mind?"
Leader:"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The usual."
Commander:"We're supposed to talk to meat?"
Leader:"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?' That sort of thing."
Commander:"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
Leader:"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."
Commander:"I thought you just told me they used radio."
Leader:"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."
Commander:"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"
Leader:"Officially or unofficially?"
Commander:"Both."
Leader:"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear, or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."
Commander:"I was hoping you would say that."
Leader:"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"
Commander:"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say?" `Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"
Leader: "Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."
Commander:"So, we just pretend there's no one home in the universe."
Leader:"That's it."
Commander:"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"
Leader:"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."
Commander:"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."
Leader:"And we can mark this sector unoccupied."
Commander:"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone else interesting on that side of the galaxy?"
Leader:"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."
Commander:"They always come around."
Leader:"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold, the universe would be if one were all alone."
I don't know why this one got dredged out of my memory, but I'm sure glad I found it again.
Imagine if you will... the Leader of the fifth Exploratory Force speaking to the Commander In Chief...
Leader:"They're made out of meat, Sir."
Commander:"Meat?"
Leader:"Meat. They're made out of meat."
Commander:"Meat?"
Leader:"There's no doubt about it. We picked several individuals from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
Commander:"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars."
Leader:"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."
Commander:"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."
Leader:"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."
Commander:"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
Leader:"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat."
Commander:"Maybe they're like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."
Leader:"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take too long. Do you have any idea the life span of meat?"
Commander:"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."
Leader:"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."
Commander:"No brain?"
Leader:"Oh, there is a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat!"
Commander:"So... what does the thinking?"
Leader:"You're not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking. The meat."
Commander:"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"
Leader:"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"
Commander:"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."
Leader:"Finally, Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."
Commander:"So what does the meat have in mind?"
Leader:"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The usual."
Commander:"We're supposed to talk to meat?"
Leader:"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?' That sort of thing."
Commander:"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
Leader:"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."
Commander:"I thought you just told me they used radio."
Leader:"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."
Commander:"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"
Leader:"Officially or unofficially?"
Commander:"Both."
Leader:"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear, or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."
Commander:"I was hoping you would say that."
Leader:"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"
Commander:"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say?" `Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"
Leader: "Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."
Commander:"So, we just pretend there's no one home in the universe."
Leader:"That's it."
Commander:"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"
Leader:"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."
Commander:"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."
Leader:"And we can mark this sector unoccupied."
Commander:"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone else interesting on that side of the galaxy?"
Leader:"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."
Commander:"They always come around."
Leader:"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold, the universe would be if one were all alone."
I don't know why this one got dredged out of my memory, but I'm sure glad I found it again.
The Other Special Decorations
The other decorations are so special. Some on the tree this year, so not. And for reasons.
Of the special ones on the tree, this is among the best.
It was a housewarming present from Mom when I bought my house 28 years ago... This tiny 3" decoration has my name, and a the mailbox open to suggest receptiveness. Sometimes, when I don't even have a tree, I dig this one out of the box to set it up on the table.
And it shows up nicely in the dark too...
The ones I haven't used this year are the glass icicles. I have dozens. But with the built-in white lights on the tree, it didn't seem to me that they would show up, and I don't like to over-do a tree. I'll save them for next year with a real tree.
Instead of 1,000 white LED lights, there will be glass, reflecting strings of blue lights. And after after that, strings of red and green lights. Its good to have changes.
Of the special ones on the tree, this is among the best.
It was a housewarming present from Mom when I bought my house 28 years ago... This tiny 3" decoration has my name, and a the mailbox open to suggest receptiveness. Sometimes, when I don't even have a tree, I dig this one out of the box to set it up on the table.
And it shows up nicely in the dark too...
The ones I haven't used this year are the glass icicles. I have dozens. But with the built-in white lights on the tree, it didn't seem to me that they would show up, and I don't like to over-do a tree. I'll save them for next year with a real tree.
Instead of 1,000 white LED lights, there will be glass, reflecting strings of blue lights. And after after that, strings of red and green lights. Its good to have changes.
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