"EVIL":
1. Moles and Voles are evil.
2. Weeds are evil (poison ivy, english ivy, wild grapes, wild blackberries, invasive perennial flowers, mock strawberries, bindweed, thistles, those large plants with purple berries that stain your fingers [obviously I forget the name], and the horrid invasive vine that a previous neighbor planted and I can't find the name of either).
3. Groundhogs are evil.
5. Deer are evil too, but at least they are afraid to jump the backyard fence. They just eat my front yard plants.
6. The neighbor in the ugly McMansion across the street who mows his lawn a 7 am when I am trying to sleep is evil (even if he is a really cool guy otherwise).
7. Both next-door neighbors are evil. One set has a fallen over tree in the front yard and it has been sitting there for 3 years. The other set tried to burn dry dead branches right under small dry trees and next to my wood fence. And they didn't even have a garden hose in case things went bad (I told them to stop or I would call the fire department). And I caught the husband using a weed whacker around my trees and shrubs 10' on my side of the property line. "Death by weed-whacker" is an actual problem.
8. The neighbor across the street and next to the McMansion is evil. He and his girlfriend used to have screaming arguments at 3 am on weekends. They moved out some years ago, but now they are back! Who moves back to a rental place?
9. Ryobi Tools - Its a string trimmer that won't handle grass or vines. So I bought a replacement head with serrated plastic blades, But I can't find the right size bolt to fit the drive shaft. I've emailed Ryobi twice about the exact size and thread per inch, but they haven't responded. They promised 48 hours. Its been 5 days. As far as I can tell, it is either a 9/32nds or a 7mm reverse-threaded bolt and no one locally sells either.
10. Neighbors 4 houses away who think that everyone within 1/2 mile wants to hear their outdoors music.
"GOOD":
1. I have a Fall garden. Beans, cukes, tomatoes, corn, squash, coles (brocolli, cabbage, brussel sprouts, cauliflower, kohlrabi), carrots, beets, radishes, and flat italian pole beans.
2. Dug up some black-eyed susans in the garden paths and moved them to the meadow bed. If they survive, great, but they had to be removed from the paths anyway.
3. This one is a bit odd. I plant my tomatoes through a red plastic cover. The red cover supposedly reflects sunlight that tomatoes absorb best AND deters insects. But it is hard to water the plants. So years ago, I bought some plastic tubes that attach to large soda bottles. You cut the bottoms off the bottles, sick them in the soil and you fill them with water from the hose and it slowly drips into the root zone. Got them cleaned and installed yesterday. Some drained quickly, others didn't. But all drained eventually. I'll watch the leaves to make sure they aren't wilting. A lot faster to water the tomatoes deeply that way.
4. The cheap electric mower is great for trim work, but only lasts 10 minutes. Still, its quiet, and light.
5. The cheap small electric tiller works great. If you cut the weeds down first and till shallowly at first pass. Otherwise, the tines get roots wrapped around them and it takes work to unwrap them. But it is great in close situations and shallow tilling.
"ODDS":
1. My new Subaru Forester is too fancy. I don't understand half of the displays. Better sit down and study the manual. I thought it was tricky, but one of the things I noticed in the old 2005 Toyota Highlander manual as I was cleaning it out was how many post-it notes I had to things that confused me then. So I guess I'll learn about these things on the Forester. I especially need to learn how to NOT have the Forester shut off when stopped at traffic lights.
2. The deck gets too hot for the cats' tender paws. The composite deck material gets to 120F. So I bought 3 12'x2' strips of outdoor carpet. Turns out the Home Depot store guy gave me "a couple extra inches" on each strip. None of which are exactly the same width. So I have to do some extra cutting.
3. Related to the above, I think I will get a cover over half the deck. I would get a retractable Sunsetter awning, but my deck-to-roof distance is too low. I would cover the whole deck, but I have smoker/griller on one end and that needs free "up-space" for the heat and smoke.
That's almost enough, but I came across a funny thing all writers will understand...
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LOL!