I expect the US election results to take days. So life goes on... One thing that has annoyed me for 25 years is an upper cabinet door. My fault, I installed it that way. I always assumed that cabinet doors right of the center should open toward the right and cabinet doors on the left of the center should open to the left.
Assumptions are stupid! The cabinet door nearest the passageway from the kitchen to the TV room has always gotten in the way. I have hit my head on that SO MANY TIMES! I would open it to get someting and forget to close it because I was in a hurry.
But getting the screws out was a nightmare. They wouldn't budge. I wedged a screwdriver against them; no movement. I finally hit them with a hammer to loosen them. No luck. Squirted some lubricant in. That got them out with help of Many Bad Words. Took many many minutes of struggling.
So I put some paper tape where the new holes would go, reversed the door, and clamped it in place to mark the new drilling spots. Took the door off and drilled. Well, you have to be careful about drilling holes for screws. No small and they are really tight. Too loose and they don't hold well. I have a little plastic gadget that has holes to measure screw size and recommends the drill size according to soft wood, hard wood, and metal. Cabinets are mostly pine or particle board, so I started small.
The screws wouldn't go in all the way. And were hard to get back out. So I went to the next size drill bit. Same problem. Went larger and squirted in the lubricant. It got worse.
I think the lubricant actually made the wood swell up a bit. After 30 minutes, I was almost ready to try NAILING the damn hinges in, but I knew that wouldn't last.
Part of the problem was that I was up on a stepladder and you can't get much leverage on a narrow thing like that. So I took a dining chair and clamped IT to a board against other lower cabinets so IT couldn't move.
With that bracing, I finally managed to get the hinge screws in with the door level and opening properly. The whole process that should have taken about 5 minutes took 90. The Mews were all hiding in the bedroom by that time.
I am not a trained or especially natural carpenter. I do my best. Persistence usually works and I've never built anything that failed structurally. But damn, some things are harder than they should be.
But I succeeded... The open cabinet door won't be hitting my head again.
2 comments:
So the real challenge, Mark, is to learn to enjoy the struggle! LOL
Interesting to hear that it only took you 25 years to get around to this little job. Ha!
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Glad you got that straightened out. :)
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