Two Garden Enclosure Fun Surprises...
1. When I assembled the PVC pipe frame, the pipes jammed into the connecting fittings so tight I couldn't even pull them out again. No need to cement the top pipes together. And the rest of them sat with gravity. The only pieces I cemented were at the bottom, because they merely snapped on to other pipes and had upward pressure from attaching the chicken wire tightly. And with the sides all closed with taut chicken wire, the top pipes couldn't very well come loose.
RIGHT...
2. The enclosure is 20'x20'. So five 4' wide rolls of chicken wire had to fit across the top exactly! 5x4=20, right?
RIGHT...
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Dang I'm stupid sometimes. Well, OK "inexperienced". I continue to try to fight "Murphy's Laws". It's not that I don't recognize their reality, it more that I never see ahead of time when they will apply. Actually, that may be the secret of Murphy's Law; it WHEN you don't think it can apply that it does...
Take the item #2. The 4' chicken wire rolls are, after checking, 4'11". The 10' PVC pipes are anywhere from 10' to 10' 1/2". And each PVC connector adds about 1/4". The result is that the chicken wire comes about 5" short of covering the top.
OK, a little thinking, and I realize that if I leave the gap at the edges, I can cover the gap with the chicken wire coming down the sides by starting 4" over the top. If that's not obvious to picture, just trust me.
So to do that, I have to slide all the wire over the top along the top PVC pipes. The first roll I tried to slide, one of the pipes came loose and fell to the ground. With the weight of the wire on them, it took me 15 minutes of struggling to get it back up, and I realized I would have to cement all the top PVC pipes after all.
Most of the pipes were in solid, but I wanted to cement all the joints. So I had to tap most of them loose with a rubber mallet, apply the cement, then tap them tight again. Half the effort was moving the stepladder around in tight areas.
It only took 2 hours, but I resented every minute of it. It was 2 hours that I THOUGHT I was going to spend making the final tightening on the chicken wire from the top to the bottom. So that I could start the last part of the project setting the screen door in place.
And that wasn't the last. I had been fastening the chicken wire with nylon ties. Those are thin ribbed straps that hold tight once pulled. In fact they are SO tight, they won't slide along the PVC pipe. So to make the chicken wire move along the pipes, I had to cut most of them loose.
When I got that done, I stopped for the day in relative disgust. Fortunately, I had gone grocery shopping, so the fridge was full of my favorite foods. I pan fried a chicken thigh, cooked corn on the cob, steamed asparagus and made a light cheese sauce for it, and made a very complex tossed salad. With Zinfandel (and I don't mind saying I had several glasses)...
But I'll be back at it tomorrow! Just my luck, Saturday and Sunday are forecast to be hot and humid...
2 comments:
Hot and humid as well as well as frustrating and exasperating - IT'S NOT FAIR!
This project is starting to sound like a proposal for a comedy sketch. Just think what Monty Python could do with this material!
Chin up. Not too long before it's done now - surely?
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Oh man, as they say these days. "I feel ya". You are going to have something to be proud of when you're done as you REALY have had to work so hard!
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