My purchase of a fancy snowblower in October has been paying off well! Here around Washington DC, we have had three 1" snowfalls so far. We barely missing some serious snowfalls! I take all the credit for that.
The snow demons KNOW I now have a serious snowblower and they avoid the area just to spite my desire to try it out...
It's like when I watch a local sports team. If I watch, they lose. If I don't watch, they win. If they are winning and I turn on the game in the middle, they immediately fall apart and lose.
So my ownership of the snowblower should provide assurance to the rest of the DC area.
Cash donations from grateful local residents are encouraged...
UPDATE: I just heard that 71% of the US is covered with snow. Consider THAT you people who deny climate change... The only State free of it is Florida and their usual crops are dying.
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