THE CRAZY NEIGHBORS: This time they have actually moved away! Even the outside stuff is gone. The BBQ grill, the tarp covering the front of the motorcycle shed that FIG used as a minor repair shop (I had no problem with that), and the kiddie pool in the back yard is gone. There is NOTHING about them left behind this time.
They have actually left.
They brought out the worst in me, but also some best.
The worst is that I reacted to FIG and SNG (Fat Idiot Guy and Stupid Nutso Girl). I almost got in trouble with the police because I yelled at THEM to stop yelling outside at 3 am. Well, maybe I deserved that. To be fair, I'm not even sure the police knew I yelled at them, they just asked me some questions about the neighbors. But I felt guilty.
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YOU KNOW YOU HAVE CRAZY NEIGHBORS WHEN:
1. They scream obscenely at each other every Saturday night (in warm weather) at 3 am.
2. One drives the only car away,
3. With the infant in it,
4. And with the only cell phone,
5. And the other jumps in front of the car,
6. Until pushed forward too much,
7. And then lays down in the middle of the street screaming for an hour,
8. Until she comes to your door begging you to call the police,
9. And you do,
10. And they come when the guy gets back and haul him off to jail for a few days,
11. And they both HATE you for doing that,
12. And she comes over the next day to beg for a cigarette,
13. And FIG gives you the "evil eye" while you are just mowing the lawn,
14. And you begin to wonder who owns that rental place so that you can complain,
15. Or maybe even buy it to get rid of them because it wouldn't be THAT bad a deal,
16. And warm weather comes again and they start the screaming raging arguments again.
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And then they ACUALLY move away... Hal A Luliah!
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