It has been so rainy here lately, the slugs are crawling up on the front steps to get out of the wet.
The moquito larvae are drowning in the grass.
Rice is growing wild in the lawn.
I used an umbrella to get the mail 3 days ago and set the umbrella to dry in the garage. It is still wet.
The cats found a fish hiding in the basement!
My Civ2 game declared all my land units drowned. But I have lots of Subs.
The local gas station is giving away free water with every fill-up. And if you take away 5 gallons, they give you a gallon of gas free.
The local dowser turned his forked stick upside down trying to find dry spots.
A dry spot appeared in the sky and everyone cheered. And took pictures.
Local Republicans are acknowledging "Climate Change" and blaming local Democrats for not doing something about it. Local Democrats are denying they ever liked "rain" and proposed a Bill banning it. President Trump is denying it is raining. He says it is "fake news".
The cats insisted on going outside but they got tired of swimming in the lawn and came back inside.